PHILIP : Oops.
ANN : Dad !!
ELIZABETH : Oh God, not again.
HARRY : I’m sure that was Gramps.
CHARLES : What was that sound?
HARRY : I know it wasn’t me.
PHILIP : Oh Shit, they’ve noticed. I’ll try and keep a straight face.
PHILIP : Just stare at the horizon.
HARRY : Gran is going to kill him.
ELIZABETH : Why do I have to endure this childishness?
ANN : Could you not have been a bit more discrete.
CHARLES : What’s Ann on about? What’s that SMELL?
PHILIP : I am NOT going to be able to keep a straight face.
ELIZABETH : 50 YEARS !!! Just close your eyes and think of England.
HARRY : Hee, hee. Oh God this is hilarious.
ANN : DAD, say something. Charles thinks it’s ME !!