Biology 101

Minister, we have a bit of a problem.

What now, is it the striking teachers again?

No, the strike is over, I think it’s a bit more serious than that.

Oh for heavens sake, can’t we just have one day at the Education Ministry without a crisis?

Ms Pandor, it’s the girls.

The girls? What are they doing?

They’re getting themselves pregnant?

What in heaven’s name for?

Well the Government gives them a grant if they have a baby, and then we announced a while back that they could take maternity leave…………..

So what? Why should they get pregnant? What about their education?

Well, it’s the strike you see.

What has the strike got to do with pregnancy.

Well, it would appear, from in-depth research, that they, aghh, have had a bit too much free time on their hands with the strike and all…

Oh God, what more could go wrong?

Aghh, Ms Pandor, sorry to do this to you, but there’s been a slight Cabinet re-shuffle.

Oh, that’s good news, where am I going?

Public Service and Administration, you and Geraldine are swopping portfolios, Ms Pandor, are you OK……………….

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