Tshwane, we STILL have a problem.

“Sir, sir, Mr President, switch to channel 21.”

“Can’t you see I’m busy watching Isidingo, what is it?”

“The rugby at Loftus Versfeld, sir, switch to channel 21.”

“Have you gone mad, you know I hate rugby?”

“No, not the rugby sir, THE song, they’re playing THE song.”

“Oh no, not THE song?

“Yes sir, and everyone is singing along, De La Rey, De La Rey, quite a catchy tune, sir”

“Oh, shit, can this get any worse?”

“Ahh sir, I think I see Steve Hofmeyr leading the singing”

“Get me the President, quickly.”

“Your ARE the President, sir”

“No, you idiot, the President of SARFU, oh, and Jacob Zuma”

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Quote of the day :

You cannot have a city named after you because you walked through the place with four cows and pissed against an acacia tree. You can only have a city named after you if you built it.

Steve Hofmeyr 2007

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