Do you have any 6634567654298?

“Hello, Woolworths 251.206.112.25, how may I help you?”

“Hello, 101.234.156.231 here, may I place an order?”

Handshake.

Handshake.

“Yes, do you need a secure connection?”

“Not yet, may I proceed?”

“Proceed”

“6654789876342, 2. 6576853423897,12. 1142657453989,1. 87678745342317,6, ”

“87678745342317?”

“Yes, what’s the problem?”

“No stock”

“OK, then do you have any 6634567654298?”

“Yes, and it’s on special, only 23.99”

“Give me 3, may I proceed?”

“Proceed”

“6654789876342, 2. 6576853423897,12. 1142657453989,1. 87678745342317,6, ”

“Stop, stop, stop, I’ve got all of that, what else do you need?”

“887656876342, 12. 1232343423897,4. 1142657654399,1. 54345342999,4 ”

“Is that all?”

“Ah, yes”

“Are you sure, we have a special on 5544344578982 at only 7.99/kg?”

“No that’s fine, just give me the total and I’ll need a secure connection to pay”

“567.22, secure On”

Handshake

Handshake

“Paying now”

“Confirmed receipt”

“Delivery?”

“3.30PM OK?”

“OK”

“Finished?”

“Finished”

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A 2009 model Defy F580 refrigerator has just placed a top-up order with Woolworths. By the time you arrive home from work at 6:00 pm your fridge will have re-stocked itself and your oven and microwave will be putting the finishing touches to your evening meal.

Oh yes, and you’ll be 567.22 poorer.

Todays Quote;

“Anticipate and respond to change before it knocks you over”

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