The Dentist

“Kushner and De Villiers Dental Surgery, Good Morning.“
“Hi, Synaptoman here, I’d like to get a quote to have a tooth pulled.“
“Well, ah, sir we don’t really quote, but for a single extraction we charge R85.”
“R85, hell that’s a lot of money, what if you hold the anaesthetic?“
“Sir that would be very painful, but I suppose [...]